I wasted a lot of money to be able to write this... David Toon is 40 years old and yet I agreed to pay him $15M this season and next to keep him around, just to see the expected decline in ratings and performance, but...
With an 8 inning, 1 run, 12 strikeout performance against Cold on June 9 (the last day of the last sim), Toon now stands at 299 career wins.
New Glarus looms 5 days from now, but I'm kind of hoping he comes out of that one without a decision. Because 5 days after that is a nationally televised (I presume) Sunday afternoon game in South Beach, during which Toon would pitch not only against the Sunburn, but against the ghost of one Clarence A. Howlett, from whom he would take the mantle of the best pitcher in league history.
Hopefully, once he wins his 300th he will decide to retire and free up some money for me to work with for next season.